Uhhh...I don't know. I don't have any songs in my head right now...

I just realized that now that I'm officially old, I need to change my thing on my profile. But I don't know any quotes about being 27! Balls! Anyway, I am clearly a winner, because I have left my house exactly once today, and that was just to get some Coke from McDonald's this morning, because their Coke is the best and I needed it. And yet, even though I only stood on the porch to let the dog pee four times(by the way, Kazoo is so good for me that I haven't put his leash on him in weeks and he comes right back to the porch when I call him), I managed to get yelled at by an older gentleman(it wasn't entirely random, as it was someone I know, who felt the need to pull over and yell at me while I stood shivering on the porch, waiting for Kazoo to finish his business). I am that talented. Or need that much guidance? Eh. It's been a lovely day full of watching crap TV, taking a bath, and reading, thus far, three books. I was going to critique a movie I watched today for you, but I don't think anyone cares about my crap tv, so whatever. Although I don't recall mentioning on here that the weekend I went to Birmingham, Rachel and I spent most of that Saturday watching terrible made-for-TV movies about mutant snakes on the Sci-Fi channel. Dave did not get it. Anyway, I noticed today that it was mutant fish movie day on Sci-Fi, featuring one of the same movies that was on for mutant snake movie day, Snakehead Terror; a wonderful argument for the wonderful films that are made in Canada. I did not watch it today, merely laughed and proceeded to watch things from the DVR. Things like Ugly Betty, something I'm not overly excited about but continue to watch. This episode did feature someone wearing purple tights. On the other hand, it also featured America Ferrara saing she 'could care less' about something or other. That really irritates me because it is all wrong. Like people who say literally, when what they mean is figuratively. Ugh.

Also, I don't know how this happens, but anytime Shannon has to run to the store for things, she always manages to convince me to go, but the other day I couldn't convince her to go with me, as usual. Thusly, I went to the store for milk, bread, and cheese and came home with that, plus 6 different kinds of muffin mix. Apparently now that I own a muffin tin, I plan to use it frequently (I bought one last Friday so I could make cupcakes for Shannon's birthday instead of a cake, so as to make it easier to parcel out to others). This is why I need supervision.

I know you know that I'm not telling the truth...

I really like the show Psych on USA. It's light and funny and I love Dule Hill's outfits. I think his character would covet Chuck from Gossip Girl's closet. You know what I don't love? Short-sleeve dress shirts on men. I'm really not sure why, but I just don't like them. Last night I made Shannon watch this minute of this week's episode because I think it clearly demonstrates why I like this show. Even though I never say things like that to people, I want to often. I hate it when people say they could care less. It's so glaringly wrong! Shannon just laughed at me. Anyway, watch this because it's funny. Also, this show has an awesome theme song.