Another survey

This particular survey was missing about ten questions so I made some up. Also, there were some questions I thought were really dumb, so I changed them. So fourteen of these questions are mine. Bet you don't know which ones. I probably already forgot which ones I did. Also, I just noticed that the first and last questions have the same answer. Hmm.
1. Who is the last person you held hands with? Zoe or Addie the other weekend
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive? Seems unlikely
3. Are you graceful? Not even close. I constantly trip over nothing and run into things that have been in the same places for years.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? No, because we always had those plastic gallon jugs and the opening was always gross and crusty. Also I don't drink milk anymore
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? Yes! Spelling is my forte
6. Are you handy? No. In fact, I don't even have a screwdriver. If I didn't have a very kind father and two helpful brothers, I'd be in trouble.
7. How fast can you type? Fast enough, but not as fast as many
8. Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes I'm afraid of what might be in the dark (e.g. strangers or robbers)
9. Eye color? blue-green
10. Would you rather laugh with the sinners or cry with the saints? A little of both :)
11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower? A long time ago. I think I was at my Grandma's house
12. Do you knock on wood? No, unless it's a door
13. Are you drinking anything right now? No
14. Do you make things up? I make up words. Also, songs that are about whatever I happen to be doing, like the dishes.
15. Can you hoola hoop? Not well and only at the waist
16. Are you good at keeping secrets? Generally
17. Do you procrastinate? You have no idea!
18. Do you know the Muffin man? He lives on Drury Lane
19. Do you talk in your sleep? No
20. Who wrote the book of love? The Magnetic Fields
21. Have you ever flown a kite? Yes
22. Have you ever gone kayaking? No
23. Do you consider yourself successful? Successful at what?
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell? Not as many as there used to be. I recently cleaned it out
25. Have you ever asked for a pony? Not seriously, but in jest like, last year or something
26. Plans for tomorrow? Work, church
27. Truth or Dare? Generally dare. I like to keep my truths to myself.
28. Missing someone now? No
29. When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'? Yesterday, I think, but if not, then Sunday
30. Are you a joiner? Generally no
31. How are you feeling today? Tired and weirdly excited. But I'm not sure why.
32. Have you ever crimped your hair? No, sadly, I didn't have a crimper back in the day
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? No, I was a good kid :)
34. What are you looking forward to? This weekend-I'm going to visit my favorite little family! And I guess my birthday in a couple weeks, but since I'm not getting a pony, why bother?
35. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yeah, but never to actually sneak in or out. I used to sit on my windowsill when Dave and I had to clean all the windows inside and out
36. Death is Not an Option: Jerry Seinfeld or Richard Belzer? Ewww. Are you sure death isn't an option? ...Belzer...
37. Have you ever eaten dog food? No
38. Can you handle the truth? I hope so
39. Do you like green eggs and ham? Well, I don't love ham, but maybe
40. What 3 things do you always bring w/ you to places? My phone, Strawberry Chapstick, and me!
41. Any cool scars? I have a cool little scar that looks like an arrow on my inner forearm (Dave accidentally ran into me with a pair of scissors-always hold them correctly, kids!)
42. Can you do any accents? I can do an exaggerated country accent, but that's about it
43. How many kids do you plan on having? More than one
44. What do you do when no one is watching? Uhh...make rude gestures? So just kidding
45. Have you ever been in love? Why not?
46. Do you talk to yourself? Not often, I don't think I like me
47. Is there something you want that you can't have? Of course
48. Have you ever eaten tofu? Not to my knowledge
49. Who are you thinking about right now? Work I should be doing
50. Who did you last hug? Maybe Laura on Sunday
51. Where is your phone? In my purse
52. What was the last thing you ate? Yogurt
53. Have you ever been to the circus? Yes
54. Favorite Color? Green
55. What is the last movie you watched? Umm...I think I watched part of something on USA a few days ago, but I can't remember what. But it was on USA, so it obviously wasn't good, unless it was Bring It On, but I would remember that. What? It's a guilty pleasure. Totally the best movie about cheerleading I've ever seen
56. What song do you currently hear? None, but for reasons unknown, I have Mary Did You Know stuck in my head
57. What do you want? To go home and nap
58. Is your house clean? Mostly. I vacuumed and took out the trash and washed my sheets yesterday. It was exciting. I love clean sheets.
59. What TV show are you watching? None, I'm at work
60. When was the last time you kissed someone? I kissed Zoe and Addie about a week and a half ago