Dave and Rachel's survey! You guys are awesome!

1. Do you pick your nose when no one is watching? I try not pick my nose, but if you've seen me do it, then I guess I do.

2. Have you ever farted and blamed it on a child? No.

3. Who is your best friend? You know who you are.

4. Do you know multiple pirate jokes? Yes!

5. What is the background on your cell phone currently? A flower, because I have yet to actually take any pictures with my phone.

6. How many states have you "visited"? 13

7. Any surgeries? I had both my tonsils removed, separately. I had a bone spur taken out of my nose, but that's about it, I think.

8. Have you ever been dumped? I wouldn't say dumped...but maybe I'm wrong

9. What is the longest flight you've been on? However long it took to fly from New Jersey to Frankfurt, Germany

10. What color are your sheets right now? White with pink stripes

30. If you could spend the day with anyone, who would it be? Oh...anyone that I love would do. I'm agreeable.

We have intentionally left some numbers out, just so you will feel as though this is a legitimate quiz.