This is Shannon, I'm gonna start adding my own thoughts here from time to time.
So Andrea and I were eating our standard dinner of fries and burgers from McDonalds( yeah!!!) and she tells me that she "accidentally" bought some erotica from the used bookstore. Now we all know that is college talk for porn, so picture with me--- Our sweet little Andrea perusing the romance section when she comes across a volume with exceptionally lovely cover art that she decides to buy. She takes the smut novel to the nice octagenarian working the register and pays her $2.00 while the grandmother smirks at her. Later that evening, she sits down to read about a nubile young virgin and the rakish English Lord who loves her when, to her shock, she realizes that SHE BOUGHT PORN!!! Who here thinks she continued reading?
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How can you resist a rakish English Lord?
I'm sure she continued to read... only out loud with a fake accent. At least there is an accent in my mind...
Well Mark, I'm not sure anyone can! Blair Waldorf surely couldn't, although sadly, hers was more interested in his stepmother. See, you should all totally watch Gossip Girl. And I don't generally attempt accents in my readings, as the only one I can credibly do is a genteel Southern one,
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