Tuesday, December 16, 2008

rampant douchebaggery alert

So, this story about a kid's birthday cake made me sad for a minute, until I realized the kid's parents were total ass chapels. Seriously? They named their kid Adolf Hitler! And then their other kid's middle names are Aryan Nation! And then their last kid is named Hinler after the SS chief Himmler. Because bigots are bad at spelling. Oh, and this other article includes more about their home and some quotes from the parents. Apparently the dad thinks swastikas are symbols of peace, which was once pretty true, since they used to be a symbol of good luck and success, but there's no denying that no one thinks that when they see one now (unless they're thinking of how successful the Nazis were at killing people). And the mom thinks that it doesn't mean anything. Wow. The parents also think that the kids' names are not going to be a problem for them later, when they're not toddlers. Also, in the second picture in the first article, it would appear that that child has a mullet. Also, who puts their kid's first and middle names on their birthday cake? Anyone else thinking they were hoping for some attention, no matter what they say about how they're just names?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

We heard about this on the radio this morning. This is even worse than naming your child something no one can say or something that is a medical term. I don't think that those children have much hope unless they realize the magnitude of their parents' idiocy.

Andrea Benz said...

Yeah, and really, what are the odds of that?

David Benz said...

Those names should be considered cruel and unusual punishment...That and the mullets.