Scientists explain why people vote right...except not

I know that pretty much everyone who reads this is fairly conservative, with a few notable exceptions, because they are family. And boy is my family conservative. Anyway, regardless of your political leanings, you should find this funny. I am still giggling. And I showed both my uber-conservative dad and my uber-liberal roommate and they both found it funny. Just do me a favor and read the first two paragraphs. Everything after "...as Newsweek puts it.." cracks me up. I haven't read Newsweek in years, but "illegal immigrants may = spiders"...?? Wow. I read Newsweek when I was a kid, until we stopped getting it when I was like 15. I can't tell you how much I learned from Newsweek and Reader's Digest when I was small. Anyway, we need more science!